Where The Treetops Glisten Tee Size:4XL Your thighs have their own

Your thighs have their own gravitational pull and your attitude has its own restraining order

accented by a green swoosh underline

black silhouette pine trees

You spent 4 on artisanal goat cheese at the farmers market and called it a personality

Where The Treetops Glisten Tee Size:4XL Your thighs have their ownThe song says children listen. The song is lying. Your children listen to absolutely nothing. Not you, not the teacher, not the elf on the shelf you repositioned at midnight like a hostage negotiator. The treetops are glistening though so at least the scenery is nice. The Details: White text reading "WHERE THE TREETOPS GLISTEN AND CHILDREN LISTEN TO NOTHING" with white pine tree silhouettes and a mountain landscape. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex