Cult Member Sweatshirt Color:Dark Heather

Cult Member Sweatshirt Color:Dark HeatherThe belief systems of those other people are crazy! Don't they realize that they're in a cult, feverishly lapping up anything spoonfed to them while they cut people out of their lives for not subscribing to their beliefs? Point out how crazy they are with this shirt. Don't worry, the thing that you firmly believe in is the only true objective reality and there's no way this shirt could ever become self referential. The classic fit along with the crew

then go to one of the most crowded parts of the city to try to find parking

but it's increasingly polarized and tense as to what: nukes

and funny quotes about beer dating back to antiquity

Find a charity to donate to

Bury your shame by wearing generic

G-E-N-E-R-I-C

Some fashion never goes out of style

-Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton

so we kind of feel bad about this one

Now people will finally get you when you try to fight off that incoming hurricane by throwing alligators at it

the founders called it something like Boopschmaddle because they thought it would help them get a better valuation from the VC firms and now you're embarrassed to wear their company merch

getting addicted to things has never been easier or more convenient